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# I intent to commit crimes.
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### Really!! Crimes... against humanity! What...? You don't believe me. Is that it?
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Well. Okay, I might have been exaggerating. You passed the test. But I ***will*** rattle the proverbial cage. The `brain cage`, the thoughts of others! I'll scrub the creases right out!
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Specifically, my scheme will affect those unlucky few who did not ask for my opinions yet have happened upon the little free library that is the target of my literary assault.
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Let me elaborate. I am capabable of being less vague and absurd (or, at least I can refrain from UTTER absurdity), I promise.
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**Date:** _A few days ago._
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**Time:** _Who cares?_
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