# I intent to commit crimes. 

### Really!! Crimes... against humanity! What...? You don't believe me. Is that it?

Well. Okay, I might have been exaggerating. You passed the test. But I ***will*** rattle the proverbial cage. The `brain cage`, the thoughts of others! I'll scrub the creases right out!

Specifically, my scheme will affect those unlucky few who did not ask for my opinions yet have happened upon the little free library that is the target of my literary assault.

Let me elaborate. I am capabable of being less vague and absurd (or, at least I can refrain from UTTER absurdity), I promise.

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**Date:** _A few days ago._
**Time:** _Who cares?_

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